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Guy 1:
no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
monotonemarlowe:
Fucking love her.
(Source: robotmayo, via thegoldenpotatocannon)
connuh:
can we have a moment of silence please
(Source: mydemisee, via zip-a-dee-d00-dah)
(Source: staypozitive, via zip-a-dee-d00-dah)
619fit-guy:
Great Quick Story:
A Little Girl Wanted to go to Disneyland to Meet Snow White. This little girl believed Snow White would help her make her dream come true. Her Dream was to see her Daddy come home from Afghanistan doing his tour in the Marines.
She met Snow White who took her to the Wishing Well and Snow White told her to make her wish and close her eyes and wish real strong…. When she opened up her eyes, her Daddy Magically appeared.
No Better place to make this happen than Disneyland.
(via staypozitive)
agirlnamedally:
In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines, lived 12 little girls in two straight lines.
(via teap0ts)
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Pastor:
Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
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Couple of older males in the audience:
Amen!
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Pastor:
Now, wait, I'm not finished.
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Pastor:
You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
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-uncomfortable silence-
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Pastor:
There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
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Pastor:
Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
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Pastor:
We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
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Pastor:
The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
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-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
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Pastor:
The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
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Pastor:
So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
kialakazebee:
favabean05:
synthbotic:
mongo-butts:
ask-painis-cupcake:
You can’t forget this one
Is that Saxton Hale
bitch mints
seriously, bitch mints made my night
COWARD PEDAL OMG
(Source: illmaticsom, via tragedytomelody)
manchesterwhorchestra:
did i invite u to my bbq?
then why are u all up in my grill
(via silencee-will-fall)
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